SICK?
ZealNo.
No, I can't be sick.
Why am I sick?!
so sick...
I should... start writing my personal viewpoints for Student Government. I probably won't win... I'm up against super classy art senior girl! I don't stand a chance!!
INTERVIEWER: So, explain the reason for your interest in Student Government?
ME: ....I wwwwwould buuuhhh uhmmmm like, I would like to... like... help the school.. and g-g-g-gaaayyy
INTERVIEWER: Excuse me?
ME: GAIN! GAIN EXPERIENCE!!
Devious Comments
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR RAGING HOMOSEXUALITY
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If God was real, he would strike down from the sky and scream, "I AM REAL, SEXBEAST, NOW WORSHIP ME!" I would say, "I am only a loli!"
Then God would wrap me in his dudely arms and would make sweet jailbait love to me… then, I would be a Christian.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE
Hopefully you'll be better soon. :3
I'd like to help the gay school gain experience.
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"The worst thing about prison was the dementors. They were flyin' all over the place and they were scary and then they come down and suck the soul outta your body and it HOITS!"
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If God was real, he would strike down from the sky and scream, "I AM REAL, SEXBEAST, NOW WORSHIP ME!" I would say, "I am only a loli!"
Then God would wrap me in his dudely arms and would make sweet jailbait love to me… then, I would be a Christian.
maybe yours will pass quickly if you are by some impossible fate sick? c:
you should just tell them that you'd make every friday happy-marshmallow-and-rainbow-unicorn-land day. every one would love you, and throw popcorn at you. IT ALWAYS WORKS. trust me.
Get batter (I like that typo so I'm leaving it) soooooon.
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I'm not fat if you look at me in the dark
Get well soon.
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Youth is wasted on the young.
Holy Nylons, Batman! I've got a RUN in my tights!! (Robin)
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